Bear Bryant's Football Comedy Club
The funniest playbook ever written for the game you love.
What if Coach Bear Bryant ran a comedy club instead of a football team?
In this one-of-a-kind football joke book, author David Schuman channels the voice of the legendary Alabama coach to deliver over 500 hilarious, sideline-approved zingers, roasts, and locker room laughs.
About the Book
From player burns and game day one-liners to Southern wisdom and “so bad it’s good” team jokes, this isn’t your typical sports humor book. It’s part playbook, part punchline, and all heart — perfect for:
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Coaches who need to lighten the mood after a loss
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Football parents and fans who yell like they’re calling plays
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Players who know the pain of fumbled snaps and missed blocks
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Anyone who’s ever survived two-a-days with their sense of humor intact
📘 Inside the Book:
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500+ categorized football jokes (player roasts, fan jokes, preacher humor, clean trash talk, and more!)
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Comedy writing tips and write-your-own sections so you can become the funniest coach or fan in the room
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Bear Bryant–style tall tales that mix legend, laughter, and pure Southern storytelling
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Bonus content: Bear’s favorite plays, defensive schemes, NFL alumni, and famous quotes — including the legendary:
“It’s not the will to win that matters — everyone has that. It’s the will to prepare to win that matters.”
🏆 Why You’ll Love It:
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Clean, coach-friendly humor — perfect for banquets, tailgates, locker rooms, and team meetings
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Designed to entertain, educate, and inspire — all with a wink and a whistle
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A tribute to the culture, characters, and chaos of the game we can’t live without
🔥 Get Your Copy and Score Big Laughs
Whether you’re a Friday night lights legend, a clipboard-carrying coach, or just a fan of Southern football wit, this book will have you laughing all the way to the end zone.
Order now and bring Bear’s voice back — this time, with a mic instead of a headset.